Videogames and broads

So I'm hanging out with my friend Alex, who's a chick/dame/Broads, ( I just love old Timy slang, you know, how they used to talk in the 20s) the other mourning around 2 am. Your probly wonder why I'm hanging out with a chick at 2 am and not getting some hanky panky, if your not, too bad I'll tell you anyways. You see Alex and I suffer from insomnia and the lack of motivation to get up early or I guess you could call it laziness. Alex's boyfriend has a real job, the kind you have to wake up at 6 am (what a sucker), so he goes to bed around 10 pm. This leaves poor Alex all alone with nothing to do except smoke, drink coffee, read and watch TV. Since I lack a girlfriend, and company at the wee hours of the mourning I tend to go over to her place and hangout from time to time.

Alex and I recently started playing Halo together during our early mourning rondeavous. Playing Halo with Alex can often be a chore more then a good time. You see shes a Broad gamer, one of those Tetris, Themepark, Sims playing types. often when I peer down at her screen I find her wondering aimlesly. Giveing a Broad gamer directions is next to impossible. I say go left, she goes right. I say run away so I can respawn, I tend to die alot because I have to take on the Covennant by myself, she charges forward shooting at the ground. On Several occasions she runs in the opposite direction pulling me back when I'm engaged in a hectic fight kicking alien ass. When I get truly frustrated, I wack her in the back of the head. Not her literaly, but the Master Chief shes controlling and blame it on one of the big Covennant dudes. After several sessions of playing with her I now know why her boyfriend told her Halo was only a single player game.