Jon VS The porn Industry

If you haven't read the previous post I was telling the story about my brother on why he bootlegs videogames. I thought his bootlegged porno collection was bigger, but after an early mourning conversation with him yesterday I found out this isn't true. It turns out he threw away his bootlegged porn after he was tipped that the Feds were after him. Just kidding about the feds, but he did admit at one point it was bigger. So as long as we were on the topic I asked about why it was ok for him to bootleg porn. He said it was ok to download porn if it wasn't copyrited. What kind of porn is he getting that's not copyrited? Must be Snuff. As the conversation progressed it turned into what I call a Jon law. Jon laws are ideas that he believes would make the world better, like making him the King of HanoverPark.

Jon law #1: Porno shall be free to individuals who are not receiving sex. If you are receiving sex you will have to buy porno. Porno will only be free to those receiving sex, only if their partner is unattractive ie fat, ugly, or grotesquely deformed.

The reasoning behind this law is, its not fare to have to pay for porn if you can't get some. I know what your saying every one can get sex, just go to a hooker. We covered this aspect too. Going to a hooker is just wrong, if your self respecting. High priced escorts aren't hookers in our opinions, but who has money for that. If you are getting some, what the hell do you need porno for? That's why the third part of the law is there, because if your capable of getting some, but your partner is unattractive so you don't want to do the horizontal polka, then you should be entitled free porn. Make sense?