Happy Birthday Gina!

I haven't spoken to my X-not my girl friend I was just seeing you for 6 months, in a wile. Good ole atention whore Gina. So I was very surprised when I got a text message from her inviting me to her birthday celebration. The reason it was odd was because I have known her for three years and she never invited me out with her on her birthday before. Even when we were just "seeing each other." So being the nice guy I am, I went.

The evening started off at Gina's parents house, which I haven't been to in two plus years. Gina's Mom didn't recognize me so I had to refresh her memory. She then promptly tried to feed me. This is an odd behavior because her mother is overly aggressive with pushing food on you. Then it was time for a tour of the house, because a lot of remodeling has happened since my last visit. I was really impressed by the kick ass hot tub they put in their backyard.

The plan was to go to the Lodge, a bar/club, which turned into a real hastle. First I was going to follow Gina and this guy in his car. But then it turned out he had to go pick up his buddy. Now I'm not sure who the hell this guy was because Gina never introduces anybody to anybody, but I'm going to assume he had a thing for her or he does. For all I know that was her boyfriend.

So Gina decides to jump out of his car and ride with me. Except first I have to go and pick up her friend. Just like Gina to spring that on me. So off I go gallivanting around Naperville or where ever the hell I was. I have no idea because it was turn left here, go right, left, left again, no go right. Ah, and all the while Gina was telling me here sob story's, with brief interest in what I was up too. Saying brief is being overly generous. When she asked me how my family was, I got through about a sentence and a half before she started whistling for no reason? She did give me one compliment saying I was the only guy who makes her laugh all the time, and she was surprised I wasn't married because of what a great guy I am. Aw that made my night, but the feeling wouldn't last.

After we picked up her friend and finally made our way to the damn Lodge, I was thoroughly lost. Once we got there we rendezvoused with a couple of her other friends. This led to a tense and award experience for me. I hate that guy you kind of know but don't really know, but he doesn't know anyone else at the bar so he hangs around your table all awkward like and nobody talks to him. Well that guy was me. I felt like a total ass. Gina, being her birthday was running around the joint. I'm not her puppy dog so I wasn't about to follow her. I left that to the other two idiots. She was getting shots from everyone and probably had more to due with her all revealing outfit. She was looking all hot and slutty in a porno star kind of way.

After a bit of awkward staring and not saying anything I went and found a place in the back of the dance floor to sit and drink my Pepsi. I haven't been to a club in a while and now I remember why. There all loud and the chicks all look like whores and the guys are douchebags. I don't know why anyone goes to clubs. I guess the girls go so they can act and dance like strippers without really being strippers. I am assuming they all learn their moves from the same place.

Why is it when your stuck doing something you don't want to due that's when everyone wants to due stuff? Becky gave me ring and wanted to something and so did my friends Alok and Doug.

After about an hour and a half I had, had enough. I tried to say good bye to Gina but at this point she was drunk and surrounded by a bunch of horny dudes. I was even going to say good bye to her friends I had just met, but strangely they had all relocated? So I just left. Sitting in my car I sent Gina a text message "HAPPYBIRTHDAY! I had to go." Well what ever, she was drunk and it was to the point.