Videogames and broads

So I'm hanging out with my friend Alex, who's a chick/dame/Broads, ( I just love old Timy slang, you know, how they used to talk in the 20s) the other mourning around 2 am. Your probly wonder why I'm hanging out with a chick at 2 am and not getting some hanky panky, if your not, too bad I'll tell you anyways. You see Alex and I suffer from insomnia and the lack of motivation to get up early or I guess you could call it laziness. Alex's boyfriend has a real job, the kind you have to wake up at 6 am (what a sucker), so he goes to bed around 10 pm. This leaves poor Alex all alone with nothing to do except smoke, drink coffee, read and watch TV. Since I lack a girlfriend, and company at the wee hours of the mourning I tend to go over to her place and hangout from time to time.

Alex and I recently started playing Halo together during our early mourning rondeavous. Playing Halo with Alex can often be a chore more then a good time. You see shes a Broad gamer, one of those Tetris, Themepark, Sims playing types. often when I peer down at her screen I find her wondering aimlesly. Giveing a Broad gamer directions is next to impossible. I say go left, she goes right. I say run away so I can respawn, I tend to die alot because I have to take on the Covennant by myself, she charges forward shooting at the ground. On Several occasions she runs in the opposite direction pulling me back when I'm engaged in a hectic fight kicking alien ass. When I get truly frustrated, I wack her in the back of the head. Not her literaly, but the Master Chief shes controlling and blame it on one of the big Covennant dudes. After several sessions of playing with her I now know why her boyfriend told her Halo was only a single player game.

My First Blog

Well this is very interesting, I stumbled upon this Blog site haphazardly and only wanted to comment on someone else's post. To my amazement it took me to a screen where I could create my very own place for my oddworldy thoughts. Judging from the other fellow's Blog, it doesn't seem like many readers will be stopping by to comment on my posts. Well that's fine and dandy to be perfectly honest. If you are by any chance accidentally finding my Blog here is a precursor of posts to come.

My post will mainly consist of jibber jabber that tickles my fancy ie videogames, movies, stuff that bothers me, and whatever insane rambligs I can think up. Maybe I'll just post portions of my research paper on Chicago's Deep Tunnel. That reminds me if you need a free paper im here to help, stupid school making you crap about crap. Stupid Olympics wasting valuable TV programming time.

If your wondering about the bubbles on the screen I chose them for a reason, I think they go well with my title Abscess Mind. Why Abscess Mind well I opened the dictionary next to my desk and it was the first word that grabbed me. Abscess is kind of a play on absent but means "A collection of puss surrounded by an inflamed area." Now if you had an Abscess on your brain ie Mind it could cause you to have a delusions or madness and that's an example of how my thinking process works. Did that make sense?

Who am I posting for? The lost guy on the internet who can't read or sleep.

More introductions of my self will come later, I am tired of typing for now. Chicken pecking the keyboard is annoying, that's why I invested in Mavis Beacon Teaches typing, Just haven't gotten around to using it Yet.

Many of you reading this probbaly think I'm a moron, and I say to you your probbaly right, but in my defense I'm a product of the public school system.